Hey guys me again! just heading on something new for today. Just wanna say that its amazing about the new and interesting stuff i have learn about sex and intimacy through the articles that i have been re-writing on a weekly basis. Being only 19, which i believe is young, i haven't really read much and learn much about sexual stuff really but doing these articles each week is slowly filling my naive head. Anyways today have been a pretty steady day here in the shop many people interested in the wide range of products that keep sexual fantasies flowing. The most weirdest thing just happend to me then never been asked this before but i got asked do ' i ever get horny working in a place like this?' god that guy must have been of his titts... lol.... i laughed.... he laughed and then said i am serious. Being my awsome self i came back with an awsome come back.. i said nah i just like if you were working in a lolly shop on a daily basis you would get sick of eating the lollies he agreed with me and left... lol
Some people are so funny and amazing... its the tourists that make darwin
if your as naive as what i used to be and would like to know more about sexual intimacy or sex in general then visit free adult articles or inquire into also a great shop to visit with toy you would just have to try visit the love shop
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Saturday, May 26, 2007
Just don't know
Either i'm just boring or i dont know! It comes to writing a blog and here i am again not knowing what to write or even having anything to write either im boring or i just don't know. I look around at all the toys in the shop, five finger massage gloves , a movie with paris! , boobs , hip G , and at the moment i either havent seen the movie or kinda don't know what they do. Either i'm boring or i just don't know. Today was bass in the arse i wanted to go but at the same time i didnt, the music would have been awsome and i would have got to chill out with my mates but somehow either i'm just boring or i don't know!
Do you know what although i dont know what to write for my blog, or know what some of the toys do in the loveshop , or didnt go to bass in the arse today i m pretty sure it's not cause im boring maybe it's because i just dont know. But really its easy not to just not know how would we learn everything if we just knew.......
anyways luv ya all.... hahahahah.... wow that was a wacked out blogg
Do you know what although i dont know what to write for my blog, or know what some of the toys do in the loveshop , or didnt go to bass in the arse today i m pretty sure it's not cause im boring maybe it's because i just dont know. But really its easy not to just not know how would we learn everything if we just knew.......
anyways luv ya all.... hahahahah.... wow that was a wacked out blogg
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
MY FANTASY PRODUCT LIFE
WELCOME READERS! to my to my life, where the toys are my friends and where the bitchiness still seems to be present. It all began on a beautiful TOT night where drinks were flowing and feet were moving. Like usual my rock master and i had planned for a big night and just like every night my compulsive anal house mate decided to invite herself. Seriously its kwl and all but her compulsive lying gives me the s**ts. Anyways the night started late but started well. In the mood for dancing and raring to go we departed the crib at 11.
When we got there my rockmaster and i left the anal house mate to herself and headed our seperate ways. We hit the dance floor with drinks and nothing could have been better. APART FROM A PAIR OF TABOO KINKY HANDCUFFS! it wasnt till an hour later that the night caved in. The rockmaster was doing her usual thing dancing wit the guys and having fun when my housemate decided to come pay a visit and some how i ended up with both their drinks and no idea where they had gone. Of course having a few drinks i didnt really give a rats, i was having to much fun dancing and chatting. Being my usual ditsy school girl it took me about a whole hour to find them, which now that i look at it took me a long time even though they were only in the toilet having a DNM. Fine i didnt really care but at the same time it did as i felt like my house mate was putting shit in my rock master, i had been through that shit before. Anyways i left i wasnt gonna sit there and wait so i left and headed to the bar where i met my mrs wonderful who drove us out.. after chilling and chatting we were then joined by rockmaster and house mate. After being kissed on the cheek i was left with my awsome rockmaster who basically broke down in tears. ' She told me that her mates are telling her that i am looking like a slut and that i better watch my back' she sobbed. i knew what she had said was all a load of strawberry lube. After calming her down and seeing that the time was 4.30 we both agreed it was time to go. We heading out to the hot dog stand hand in hand where we at one with lot. Mrs wonderful followed not longer behind, where she then drove us home. It was yet the weirdest ride we had eva had we finally got to see mrs wonderfuls real side, the back stabber she really is. But oh well! we finally found out wat an anal housemate was really like. well i stumbled my way from the car to my room where i passed out and thats all there really was to that night and now there isnt any more the end
When we got there my rockmaster and i left the anal house mate to herself and headed our seperate ways. We hit the dance floor with drinks and nothing could have been better. APART FROM A PAIR OF TABOO KINKY HANDCUFFS! it wasnt till an hour later that the night caved in. The rockmaster was doing her usual thing dancing wit the guys and having fun when my housemate decided to come pay a visit and some how i ended up with both their drinks and no idea where they had gone. Of course having a few drinks i didnt really give a rats, i was having to much fun dancing and chatting. Being my usual ditsy school girl it took me about a whole hour to find them, which now that i look at it took me a long time even though they were only in the toilet having a DNM. Fine i didnt really care but at the same time it did as i felt like my house mate was putting shit in my rock master, i had been through that shit before. Anyways i left i wasnt gonna sit there and wait so i left and headed to the bar where i met my mrs wonderful who drove us out.. after chilling and chatting we were then joined by rockmaster and house mate. After being kissed on the cheek i was left with my awsome rockmaster who basically broke down in tears. ' She told me that her mates are telling her that i am looking like a slut and that i better watch my back' she sobbed. i knew what she had said was all a load of strawberry lube. After calming her down and seeing that the time was 4.30 we both agreed it was time to go. We heading out to the hot dog stand hand in hand where we at one with lot. Mrs wonderful followed not longer behind, where she then drove us home. It was yet the weirdest ride we had eva had we finally got to see mrs wonderfuls real side, the back stabber she really is. But oh well! we finally found out wat an anal housemate was really like. well i stumbled my way from the car to my room where i passed out and thats all there really was to that night and now there isnt any more the end
Saturday, May 5, 2007
Boring!!!!
I have the most boringest ( not even a word) life..... its that boring that even being a hairdresser i dont have any goss.... its pretty sad....
Anyways havent been up to too much just been working my life away... been havin fun doing it though. Actually there is one topic that has been on my nerves this week and it is how much hairdressers worry about their weight. All the girls within my salon always seem to not be eating and when me and the apprentice have some yummy fatty fries they turn them down and say they are trying to loose weight. This seems to be a continuous routine every day. Why are hairdressers in particular like that? i am not very sure, although today it doesnt just seem to be the hairdressers that are like that but all females in gerneral. i think that its the ideal female being seen as boney and tall that creates these imperfections in the girls. This imaginary perfection is what creates these eating disorders as the only way to loose the fat on the body is to not let food that creates energy hit the tongue of the mouth.
Anyways havent been up to too much just been working my life away... been havin fun doing it though. Actually there is one topic that has been on my nerves this week and it is how much hairdressers worry about their weight. All the girls within my salon always seem to not be eating and when me and the apprentice have some yummy fatty fries they turn them down and say they are trying to loose weight. This seems to be a continuous routine every day. Why are hairdressers in particular like that? i am not very sure, although today it doesnt just seem to be the hairdressers that are like that but all females in gerneral. i think that its the ideal female being seen as boney and tall that creates these imperfections in the girls. This imaginary perfection is what creates these eating disorders as the only way to loose the fat on the body is to not let food that creates energy hit the tongue of the mouth.
Wednesday, May 2, 2007
hey ya!!!
Hey all maddie here again..... wow its been a whole 4 days. Its so hard when coming to write my blogs cause i have to do 2 of them. One for my my space, which if your interested in, can be checked out at my space and the other for blogger which u guys read.......
Not really know what to write about today as my life isnt all exciting i have decided to write about an item in the shop. This topic today will be on the all mighty penis enlargers or penis stretchers and do they really work!
Whilst the whole adult world is new to me one thing that i have always seem to have an idea about was penis enlargers for some reason when i went to school it seemed to be a continuing topic among the teenaged males minds. although the topic of the uses of the penis enlarger we raised the debate in which whether it worked or not wasn't.
Not really know what to write about today as my life isnt all exciting i have decided to write about an item in the shop. This topic today will be on the all mighty penis enlargers or penis stretchers and do they really work!
Whilst the whole adult world is new to me one thing that i have always seem to have an idea about was penis enlargers for some reason when i went to school it seemed to be a continuing topic among the teenaged males minds. although the topic of the uses of the penis enlarger we raised the debate in which whether it worked or not wasn't.
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