Tuesday, May 22, 2007

MY FANTASY PRODUCT LIFE

WELCOME READERS! to my to my life, where the toys are my friends and where the bitchiness still seems to be present. It all began on a beautiful TOT night where drinks were flowing and feet were moving. Like usual my rock master and i had planned for a big night and just like every night my compulsive anal house mate decided to invite herself. Seriously its kwl and all but her compulsive lying gives me the s**ts. Anyways the night started late but started well. In the mood for dancing and raring to go we departed the crib at 11.
When we got there my rockmaster and i left the anal house mate to herself and headed our seperate ways. We hit the dance floor with drinks and nothing could have been better. APART FROM A PAIR OF TABOO KINKY HANDCUFFS! it wasnt till an hour later that the night caved in. The rockmaster was doing her usual thing dancing wit the guys and having fun when my housemate decided to come pay a visit and some how i ended up with both their drinks and no idea where they had gone. Of course having a few drinks i didnt really give a rats, i was having to much fun dancing and chatting. Being my usual ditsy school girl it took me about a whole hour to find them, which now that i look at it took me a long time even though they were only in the toilet having a DNM. Fine i didnt really care but at the same time it did as i felt like my house mate was putting shit in my rock master, i had been through that shit before. Anyways i left i wasnt gonna sit there and wait so i left and headed to the bar where i met my mrs wonderful who drove us out.. after chilling and chatting we were then joined by rockmaster and house mate. After being kissed on the cheek i was left with my awsome rockmaster who basically broke down in tears. ' She told me that her mates are telling her that i am looking like a slut and that i better watch my back' she sobbed. i knew what she had said was all a load of strawberry lube. After calming her down and seeing that the time was 4.30 we both agreed it was time to go. We heading out to the hot dog stand hand in hand where we at one with lot. Mrs wonderful followed not longer behind, where she then drove us home. It was yet the weirdest ride we had eva had we finally got to see mrs wonderfuls real side, the back stabber she really is. But oh well! we finally found out wat an anal housemate was really like. well i stumbled my way from the car to my room where i passed out and thats all there really was to that night and now there isnt any more the end

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